Hope they crack you up and make you want to work out! (If not, do it anyway.)

1. You don’t get the ass you want by sitting on it.
2. Skinny girls look good in clothes. FIT girls look good naked.
3. Just finished all my squats. Didn’t fart once.
4. Train like a BEAST, look like a BEAUTY.
5. Dear stomach. You’re bored. Not hungry. So shut up.
6. Suck it up. And one day you won’t have to suck it in.
7. Sweat is fat crying!
8. Wow, I really regret that workout. (No one said, ever.)
9. Anyone who thinks a minute goes fast has never done a plank.
10. Why do I exercise? Because I like to hang out with dumbbells, not dumb asses.